• me: instantly jumps to worst possible conclusion

6 months ago // 131,872 notes
  • *hears noises at night*: Well I guess this is the end for me, I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in eye*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I'm having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off the paper you will get caught cheating and kicked out of school and become a peasant
  • *gets sunburn*: Great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to get amputated why did this happen to me

7 months ago // 15,743 notes